Thanks to Brigidope (AZC) for posting up this dancing troll mofo. Dude is killin it. Brigidope is salty cause he is single and it’s valentine’s day or some shit and fools be sending them girls stuff. Don’t hate playa. I dropped loot on a lady and am i “getting some” tonight? Hell naw, dawg. Why? Cause it’s 2300 miles away! So, without further ado, I present a gift to the world, smuggled through the system of education. A piece of student work (wholly unidentiable, of course)! Whoah: the assignment was to convert a news story into “local” or “pidgin”…EXEMPLARY!
“Ho ba da hippos da ones in eastern congo wen face extinction. Dey wen almos wipe out in da national pahk. By da end of dis yea da hippos gon be extinct. If dis keep going da mai-mai militia gon come to set one base in da pahk. Ho but wen months pass ba, mo hippos got slaughtered. Dey wen blame da mai-mai militia. ho da govment soljahs an da huru rebels wen get blamed fo killing animals.”
Glad that I had no problem understanding it.
