Dudes Be Dumbing
September 16th, 2005 · 6 Comments
It has been widely reported in my group of friends that I generally hate stupid people. (Now I am NOT talking about people whose social situation has served to preclude them from obtaining ‘book knowledge’…besides, a lot of people who don’t have ‘book knowledge’ are a shitload smarter than me (not that I am very smart, just saying) Im talking about these MF’s at berkeley who are straight DUMB. Come on yo!) So it is no surprise that I get all annoyed with the ass shit writing found on so many blogs. I am a shitty writer who has low self-esteem and I still think a lot of these blogs blow. I am not trying to create stupid e-beef, but if you have a site that receives a lot of hits (unlike mine) can you please just vary your syntax once in a while? Thank you. Oh, and mass comm majors, please stop making your writing sound like a press release or some shit, with your forced conversational flourishes. Somebody at hiphop-blogs is just next level annoying. (plus dude hit on my roommate)
Having work everyday at 8am generally sucks ass. When you gotta spin the night before then drag your ass in to help people figure out how to turn off number lock on our wack keyboards, life doesnt seem well worth living. My workplace, however is home to a dude we’ll call C…In short, he is the fuckin MAN. Like Connor’s bosses, he comes with some choice quotes. I cant even remember good ones, so screw you, they were funny. oh yeah, last semester, after being gone for two days TOPS, he sees me working. He slows down as he walks by. Stares. Walks off. Slowly walks back. Stares. Turns around. Comes back. Looks at me. Says: “Youre back, eh!” “Yep,” i replied. “Good! I was sure those white bastards took you to jail!” But yesterday, his randomness was pretty next level. After serenading me (but like whispering) a song that he felt was appropriate to convey his disgust with the president, he walks away. Not long after he walks by the computer lab where I am working. I am sitting at a desk, without a computer, reading a book. C says to me “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHY DONT YOU HAVE A COMPUTER? THIS IS 2005! YOU LOOK LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN!”
Right now I just want to shout out Adrianne (YOURE BACK!) and Cristina (Id be in a ditch if it wasnt for her), I love these people like crazy. Sorry for the randomness, just had to say it.
Paid In Full is TONIGHT. All those dudes at the Fillmore is so serious. I cant be there, but damn, have fun and represent if you do.
Huf is having a sale. Go read about huf at Heron Preston
I have a bunch of pictures from capsandjones, and some other randoms at my two flickr streams: 1 and 2.
Worst boyfriend ever. Just sayin.
For real though: So much going on in Guy’s Dress-up world. New supreme, Fucking Awesome, all the SB samples, Rockers NYC etc etc. As is typical, I am too apathetic to even link to their respective sites, which is what makes a blog worthwhile. Go on, ASF, Hypebeast, Slam Hype. I think Im just bitter cause I know if and when i try to get my teach on, i will be wearing some ugly shit at all times.
Relatedly, I am probably making the biggest mistake of my life and am in the process of doing the legwork to graduate this year. Could I really be walking on May 19th? How? Why?
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6 responses so far ↓
1 beez // Sep 16, 2005 at 1:40 pm
Mad cryptic today. I cram to understand.
2 Sarah // Sep 16, 2005 at 5:16 pm
Wow you are thinking about graduating this year? That’s so exciting. Also, where do you find all these illustrations? They are all so random and wonderful
3 Cono // Sep 18, 2005 at 8:55 pm
Cheers to the graduating seniors of Hart 2003.
4 Bihn // Sep 20, 2005 at 2:33 pm
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5 Bihn // Sep 20, 2005 at 2:33 pm
Were you wearing a pink shirt with some Vans hi-tops on Monday? I think I saw you on campus.
6 Bihn // Sep 20, 2005 at 4:46 pm
CAUGHT
I saw you walking down to the West side of campus around 4pm. I was wearing a red MUSH RECORDS t-shirt, in case you noticed it.
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