LURADIO

I forgot to tell the story how these two annoying ugly loud birds swooped on me and tried to pull some decapitation shit. I hate them and the sounds they make. I’m over, but I’ll still chokeabird if i see it.

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Dj Brigidope (AZC WHAT!?). THAT’s MY COUSIN. THAT’s HIS WORD.
Anyway, it’s sunday. On wednesday, I’ll be halfway done, and that’s my word.
Recap: Friday, the teachers from our school done got us sauced and we learned how important friday really is. SNAKEBITE HOMIE!
Saturday: Mstrkrft did not happen and I’m salty. Houston bougie shit gets mad negative [...]

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Big ups to the r, the R. Do. Roza the bulldoza. Just needed to give a shout, cause you know…i gets down like that.
H-town Update: Bitchmoan, kids. Shit’s dumb wack. Me and my main man were gonna have a fight so we get kicked out. I am relishing the fact that everyone here HATES us. [...]

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“yo, this shit is just a scheme by them right wing bitches to break down all the excited progressive kids”
“oh word? makes sense.”
“yeah. i think i’m gonna bounce and sell some weed and give the money to the fam.”
“word, son.”
I know this blog needs a makeover, and with my newfound need for (oh shit, i [...]

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You thought this blog shit was dead? learn.

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Might not know what I’m talkin’ about
If you ain’t never lived it, or seen it, or done it
Seen fiends vomit, green stuff I had to clean it up wit’ comet
Mean stuff, so many deaths my streets is haunted
Believe us, you shoulda seen us, like Wile E. Coyote, man super genius
Against all odds like Serena and [...]

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Not a firebird, but aint shit cause that’s my word. The lightning just took out some powerboxes. yell at a kid.
First, Second Verse, Dis My Third
Six Grade Drivin To School, I Had A Firebird
I Don’t Think They Knowin, That’s My Word
Oh You Hip Now? I Was Problem Child, You Was Nerd
I Was Bein’ Bad, [...]

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First day of teaching? Sike your goddamned god given balls, son.
Ooh Ahh, Ooh Aaaah! Do A Little Shit
Brrrrrapabababaaayyyy. Have I Lost It? You Still Wit Me?
Fazeekin’, Keakin And Sneakin
All In Tha Do’, Wit Da Nappy Fro’, Im Still Freaky
On Lithas, Bonitas, Senorita’s
Turn The Tool Is The Way They Stay Up On The Feature
I See [...]

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In less than 5 hours I’m waking up to start my first day teaching a class.
sayeth prayers.

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