LURADIO

Since she appears in every article i have written recently (along with Nigo/Pharrell), i figured i would actually look around the internet for stuff about Gwen and her geishas (the ‘gwenihana four’). When i read that they were actually named Love, Angel, Music, and Baby, however, i decided to stop…
One of the earlier articles [...]

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Toys and shit, yo. People always talking about toys and acting like they know.
Adrianne drops science on where she wants the American Girl franchise to start going:
What I’d like to see happen now is for some company to make evil foils to each of the American Girl doll series. It’s actually probably already been done. [...]

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click to see what JFK was up to
Party last night had moments of chainlessness (off the hook?) Laundromat is in the building, ripping the vicinty. Stop by next time and witness the fitness. Mad people rolled through and got dumb to “Oh,” which I am the opposite of mad at. (That i got to play [...]

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only a matter of weeks
If you saw the computer that is converting my movements into 1s and 0s, you might pity me. But don’t cry, Adrianne demanded i update. So here I am, twenty minutes away from my loved fruitily named computer, typing up some nonsense about typing up nonsense. Couple of announcements:

1. Berkeley peoples! [...]

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this week’s STFU Award goes to Benzino. Congratulations, sucka.
Benzino: Everything was just—I’m just getting tired of all this, like it’s not—you know. Like, the whole journalists. Like these whole insecure journalists who don’t really have a life and don’t really have nothing, but to pray for The Source and my downfall is like come on, [...]

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Mad At:
Berkeley weather, ASUC Budget Process (again), Star Wars hype (oviously a fandork (even had a star wars banner, yet not an ounce of me is excited), having to eat Jack In The Box 4 times last week and its subsequent effects on my skin, my rent going up, general malaise, allergies, people dropping in [...]

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Yo, fcck a berkeley party f’real. Dealing with these or these? Over it. HELLA last night is gonna spoil me in party/club land. Phat and Nice (or Trick ‘n’ Treat) straight killed it. I got to play Jackie O, Chaka Kahn and Bel Biv Devoe at which I am not mad. (I also [...]

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Is it wrong to be attracted to furniture? (really though: i think i could build that… i smell a summer project)

i see DJ Pone…and Froggy almost 3 times a week.(”Do more transforms and vary the speed of your forwards,” he says) I have, however, never met Terry Ellis.

More Pone-ology: he is the only person I [...]

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Ordinarily, the equation z(White Guy + Harmonica + Beatboxing) + H does not result in a happy sum (largely because i tend to strongly dislike one of the things, am easily annoyed by another, and generally get bored by the last). In this case, however, the skill variable (z) happens to be near infinity. Plus, [...]

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when things kind of crash and the world smells vaguely of shit, holler at cupcakes.

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